HEATHER KOZLAKOWSKI
Writing
Heather connects with a broad demographic of women through her writing and performances.


Heather recently contributed to Buzzfeed.com's Community page
Top Signs You Have A “Not Boyfriend Who Doesn’t Love You” And How To Get Over Him
and
How Do You Function In A World Without Cake?

Heather Kozlakowski tells her story at The Secret Society Of Twisted Storytellers, Friday, December 19, 2014 at Charles H. Wright Museum Of African American History, "Stocking Stuffer Stories." Hosted by Satori Shakoor

Heather is a contributing writer to Absrdcomedy.com
She's a single female comic in her late 30’s who has been on 22 dates in the past eight months and still lives alone with her cat. Letting her give dating advice is absurd.

Why do married guys always want to spend money on dating other women, but say they can’t afford a divorce?
Sincerely,
WTF
Dear WTF,
As a single woman I can only compare this behavior to my relationship with my credit cards:
Card #1 is a good card, treats me well, but requires the most money to keep off my back.
Card #2 doesn’t ask me for much and believes I might be a good person and pay her off some day.
Card #3 is a Prostitute.
To read the full list of articles she has written click here
Heather's comedy writing comes to life with this "Riot Doll" comic strip drawn by TJ Corbett.
Check out TJ Corbetts Facebook here

Heather wrote a children's book back in 2012 and with the help of her sister Kelly Roberts, a Freelance Graphic Designer, they designed and printed:
My Friend Joel
Please take a moment to read it!!!
Also check out Kelly's Portfolio here



